Claire (7yrs): Mom, I watched TV at Memommie’s house today.

Me: <shrug> Not too much, I hope.

Claire: No, but Mom, there are things we REALLY need to buy!!!

Me: <oh no>

Claire: <excited> So, you know the people that make things for your feet?!! Well, now they’re making things for your head, but there are wings on them.

Me: Huh?

Claire: And they flap!

Me: I’m so confused.

Claire (annoyed at my ignorance): Just take me to Target and I’ll find it.

Me: -_-